The Choteau Acantha (Choteau, Mont.) 1904-current, June 02, 1904, Image 2

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■ ss. « tate op O hio , C iv r op T oledo ; i I i VOAB C O U N T Y . f F rank J. C heney makes oath that he Is sentor mariner of the 11 rm of F. J. C heney & Co., doing DURlucsa lu the City of Toledo, County and Stste aforesaid, anil that eaid Ann will pay tho sum of OJJK HUNPItEU DOLLARS for each and every •case o f 'CATAiir.il that cannot be cured by tho uso o f H alo ’ s C atarrh C ure . ' FRANK J. CIIENET. Sworn to before tno and subscribed la my pref- «uco, this Gth day o f December, A. D. 1FEG. , , A. IV. GLKASOST, •j sKAirj- N o t a r y F dblio . Hall's Catarrti Cure Is taken Internally and acta fllrcclly on tho blood and mucous surfacos of the •ysleui. Scud for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Said by all Drugslsts. 75c. Tako Hall's Family Pills for constipation. THE SNEEZEOVITCH LANGUAGT. How the Japanese Spy Gave the Rus- sian Countersign. Japanese spies were everywhere in 4he neutral ground between the two armies. Still, their slant-eyed physi­ ognomy, caused their expeditions to he undertaken only at night. “Who goes there?” cried a Russian sentfy. \À friend,\ came the reply of the Jap in the shadow. “Advance, friend, and give the coun­ tersign.\ Tt‘ was a desperate moment. Quick­ ly the Jap forced a huge pinch of snuff up hJ§ nose and awaited the sneeze. “Pfloof—kerchewski—sneezeovitch!” “That’s right,” said the Russian. “Pass, Iittie brother!”—New York Sun. An Affable Debtor. “I guess ther’e no use sending any more bills to that man,’” said the senior member of the firm. “£>oee it make him .angry to be dun­ ned?\ “Not a bit. He invites the hill col­ lector to sit down and tells liim stories and prevents him from getting money anywhere else.”— Exchange. That Acid Trouble. Colusa, Cal., April 18th.—Much has been said and written recently about Uric Acid in the system; what causes it arid how to get rid of it. It is known to be the first cause of Rheu- matis and many other diseases and has therefore received a great deal of attention from medical men. Mr, L. F. Moulton of this place claims that he has solved the prob­ lem of how to get this acid out of the system. He says: “f had this acid trouble myself for years. At times the Kidney secre­ tions would be very profuse and at other times scant, but the acid was always my greatest trouble. Medicino failed to cure me till at last I heard of a remedy called Dodd's Kidney Pills and after taking a box I seemed to be entirely cured. However, it came back on me and this time I took several boxes, with the result that I was. completely and permanently cured. This was three years ago and f have not had a single symptom of the. acid trouble since. I am 75 years of age and I am well as ever ,1 was.” The Difficult Part. It doesn't take a man very long to become wise, hut getting other people to. recognize your wisdom after you halve it is a long and tedious job.— Mother Gray’s Sweet Powder« far Child) Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in ihe Children's Home in New York, cure Constipation, Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders, move and regulate the Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 30,000 testimonials. At all druggists, 25c. Samole /REE. Address A. S. Olmsted, L» Roy, N. Y. Killing Fumes. Mrs. Myles—Do you allow your hus­ band to smoke in the conservatory? Mrs. Styles—Oh, my, yes*; the fumet from his cigar kill the bugs. “1 should think the fumes from the kind of cigars that he smokes would kill the plants.”—Yonkers Statesman. BUD D O U L c Tho greatest of all horsemen, says: “ In my 40 years' experience vritli horses, I have found .v;/oA.«’s Distemper Cure tho most successful of ell remedies for the horse.” Cast your doubts away. Druggists can supply you. Bottle, BOo; doteii. $5. Or ■write manufacturers. Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Live Stock Do©- torel’Gochjon, Ind. The fear of being found out is often mistaken for tho prickings of con­ science. W ig g le»S t ick l a u n d r y b l u e Won’t spill, break, freeze nor spot clothes. Costs 10 cents and equals 20 cents worth of any other bluing. If your grocer does not keep it send 10c for samplo to The Laundry Blub Co., 14 Michigan Street, Chicago. Virtues are not preserved by pick­ ling. • Food for wicked thought is that usually supplied at boarding houses. Plso's Cure for Consumption is an Infall ibi» medicine for coughs and colds.—N. W . S ahuki * Ocean Grove. N. J.. Feb. 17.1000. Some men who ride in parlor cars arc sadly deficient in parlor manners. M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o t h in g Syrnp. Tor children teething, softens tho guras, reduces ta> jOanimation, *aiajs pain, cures wind colic. 25c a bottle. The man who buys and smokes cigars evidently has money to burn. Old Sofas, Backs of Chairs, etc., can be dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. M e r c e n a r y Love. * I covet' llic gold that .shinetlr;V'\.-. And diamonds and gem s .that'gleam . 1 long for the glittering dowryv ■ Mine avarice sees in a dream; A dream of the radiant treasures' That are mine to have and to hold, I'or the mold J’ni to marry hath riches And I’m wedding for jew els and gold. For tho go Id in the rippling tresses That shine with a sunny sheen; For the rubies in Ups o f crimson And the pearls that lie between; For the blue in the .blue o f the: sapphire In eyes that are brave and sweet, T / « eyes that falter at parting And oyes tnat brim when we meet. But the crowns of a dozen kingdoms And the gems of a blazing mart , • And all of the miser m ounto'ns •' , Hold no wealth like the wealth o f her heart. - . These are the riches I covet, - \ The treasures of Ophirs untold. And clasping this radiant dowry . - I'll marry for jevels and gold., v —Collier’s Weekly. I I 'i f * í « bx &: D O R O T H Y ’ S D I L E M M A 1 B y H A Y D E N C A R R U T H . Copyright, tool, by Daily Story Publishing Company. .» . i n . » It was the Dominie’s turn to tell a story. “ Or you can sing a -song if you prefer,” suggested the Judge with a suave air. “Or I dare say you would accept a calce-walk,” returned the Dominie, as he arched his eyebrows and looked around at the company. • “We’d prefer it,” said the Colonel promptly. “ I’ll touch up the piano with a little ragtime.” “ I refuse to gratify your scandal­ ous wishes,” replied the Dominie stoutly. “I’ll not only tell a story, hut I’ll see that there is a moral tacked on as becomes one of my cloth.” “ Can’t you give us the moral first, then we won’t have to be dreading It?” asked the Judge. “Yes, I’m willing to do that. The moral is:. Beware of selfishness, lest you be hoist with your own lyddite shell. It all happened up at my town last fall. There’s a widow living there who has three daughters, very estimable young ladies, but, alas, the two older are exceedingly selfish. They are both somewhat farther along in life than the average unmarried ; woman—I don’t know how old they are— I hope I’m too much of a gentle­ man to know anything about a lady’s age—but just for the sake of the Btory we’ll call one of them slightly over thirty and the other slightly un­ der. The third daughter I’m willing to come out boldly and call twenty— we’re on safer ground when we get down in that neighborhood, you know. And better yet, this girl is one of the most unselfish creatures in the world. She is, in fact, a most charming girl in every way, with a pretty face and a quiet, unassuming manner which never fails to win with its simple charm. If 6he has any failing it Is that of too great humility and an In­ clination to allow herself to he im­ posed upon. But probably this has been brought about largely by her .be­ ing constantly domineered ever by her older sisters. There is, I believe, a sort of unwritten law among women that daughters must marry in rotation according to age, though instances of rebellious younger sisters who marry before their elders are common enough. But certainly in this case 'Jorothy, which we’ll name the young­ ish had not the least idea of ever joing anything so improper. It might A man’s life js .worth what it costs him. Und«r 'he tree on the lawn. teem to her thtt her older sistrrs had had a fair chance, and that they were unconscionably long in getting •mt of the way. but still she was pa­ rent and willing to wait. “ Indeed. Dorothy was very closely /oked after by her mother and older listers, and little opportunity was ever 3 iven her even remotely to contem­ plate tho idea of marriage. It was pot until last fall that ac;’thfng in- •he guise of a man was allowed to approach wi'hin hailing distance. Then she was given thè privilege of receiving some circumspect calls from a neighboring young man named Hhr- ry Lambert. He’s one of the best young fellows in town, only a year or two older than Dorothy and altogether desirable in every way. During the tall he was accustomed to drop around Sunday evening and spend an hour with Dorothy on the front porch or sitting on a bench under a tree on the lawn. Her mother approved, though the cider sisters were accus­ tomed to sneer and to question the Indade, Ot’ll not. ” propriety of the proceedings. Though you must not gather that the older girls had no attentions—far from it. Mr. Edward Edgewater has been 'reg­ ularly paying court to Elizabeth, the oldest, for a number of years. Mr. William Jackson has been doing the same by Ruth, the second daughter. I don’t know why, but the progress of Messrs. Edgewater and Jackson has been exceedingly slow. They have called with clocklike regularity every Sunday evening, but the joyous wed­ ding bells have refused to ring. “ So during the fall things ran on as I have indicated, each of the young men finding happiness in the com­ pany of the lady of his choice every Sunday evening. But with the ap­ proach of cold weather the prospect for Dorothy changed. The porch or the lawn were all very well under the soft influence of the harvest moon— perhaps preferable to any other place —bnt the austere November moon is another thing. Right here I ought to mention that the widow’s house, though comfortable, is far from large. It accommodated Elizabeth and Ruth- very pleasantly for courting purposes, but there was really no place for an­ other. So there was nothing for Dorothy but to throw herself on the generosity o f the others, and beg them to share with her, since Sunday even­ ing was the .only time that Harry could conveniently call. She went-to Elizabeth first and laid the case be­ fore her, and asked for the use of the parlor occasionally—perhaps once a month. The older girl proved colder than the November moon. She re­ plied in effect that she 'was in the habit of entertaining Mr. Edgewater in the parlor each Sunday evening and that she had no intention of giv­ ing it up for a chit who ought to be in short dresses. Hardly! Dorothy had better go back to her dolls. •“ Poor Dorothy wiped her eyes and sought Ruth. This lady was dumb­ founded. The idea! She was accus­ tomed to see Mr. Jackson, in the din­ ing. room * each Sunday evening, and she thought she i saw herself giving it up to a minx who ought to be wear­ ing her hair in a long braid. Oh. yes! Dorothy bad better go .back to her dolls. Dorothy had a quiet cry, then she bethought her of Maggie.. The kitchen was not Just the place to receive JHarry, ’but—any port in a storm; so she' sought- out Maggie.'. “The loikes.of that!.; Well; .1. never!'' And me -in the/habit of ' receiving Afflcer Donovan here ' ivery Sunday, noight,’with the consint of thè missus. And him à proper; young man, and' on- this beat, and that his only fioight off.' indrde, Oi’ll not! ' Oi’ll give notice first! It’s a wonder that ’ Miss, Dor- ' othy don’t go back to her dolls!'“ - “Poor Dorothy! She retired to her. own room arid had a good cry. ,! Fate was against her; there was no hope. It. was; Saturday; the evéning paper predicted a cold wave. There ..'was à little touch of snow on thè ground the next morning. Dorothy cried' some more. This was really all there was. left for her to do. ' “But next evening Harry came. -He had feared the worst; and was pro-, vlded with- his winter overcoat and: a- pair of heavy goloshes.' Dorothy put cn her winter cloak and took her. muff and together they spent 'an hour tramping briskly. up and down the path beside the house. Their- teeth chattered considerably, hut they man­ aged to carry' on a conversation, and to some purpose, as appeared subse­ quently. At the end of the hour Harry said good-night at the front, steps, passed out the gate, sneezed furiously three times and hurried-home. “ The next af terne on Dorothy and Harry called at my house.,, Harry asked me to marry them then and there. Dorothy told their story, and explained that they had riot intended to he married for a couple of years, mainly out of regard for the-feelings of her sisters, but that now there was nothing for them but to' be married or. give each-other up, which they could never, never do. So I married them. “ The marriage, I heard, produced some excitement in the widow’s house­ hold. Elizabeth and Ruth are re­ ported to have said things, especially when they got a note from Dorothy while away on a little three-day wed­ ding tour, asking them please to look after her dolls, and see that they were fed regularly 'and put to bed at seven o'clock. Messrs. Edgewater and Jackson were also said to have been rendered thoughtful by the occur­ rence, and when I met Officer Dono­ van .on, his beat thè next day I no­ ticed he seemed preoccupied. ' So if you haven’t forgotten my' moral yon see where it comes in. Be generous At least, don’t be too selfish.” AFTER THfc DIG FIRE. Humor of Incidents in Connection With Baltimore Conflagration. On Water street, near South, the big granite-based buildings were mash­ ed to a-mass of barely recognizable ruins. In one of them, however, right over the door way to the side was a big. sign. AH about this sign demoli­ tion was spread by the wild fury of the flames and falling walls, and the building looked like it had been at the mercy of a miniature Kansas cyclone. But just the same, like the celebrated flag in Francis Scott Key's immortal song, the sign was still there, and it read, “For Rent—Desirable Offices in the Basement.“ The basement, or what was left of it, was all that remained of the former five-storied building. Not a block away was another pe­ culiar freak of the fire, There was a cigar store on the corner , of Lombard and South streets, in front of which there was evidently a sign advertis­ ing a certain brand of cigars. __ The building was in ruins. Every sign of life was destroyed. Ruined buildings and fallen electric wires made pas­ sage-way very difficult, but the adver­ tisement, or at least a great portion of it, was still observable. The lower part of the sign stood out in strong relief, reading, “The Best Smoke In Town.—Baltimore World. The Color c / Whisky. “A nuery about Scotch, whisky,\ writes H. P. M., “ is, does color indi­ cate ' age?” Theoretically it should; actually it does not Whisky is stored In sherry casks to mature and takes color from tho wood. Sherry,- how­ ever, covers a wide range of shades, and a spirit stored in a cask which had held a pale variety would ob­ viously not be colored to the same extent as a spirit stored for a like time in a cask that had previously held a dark-brown wine, thongh as regards maturing both would be equal­ ly improved. The general public, however, could never, be got to under­ stand that two bottles of whisky dif­ fering in color were absolutely iden­ tical in every essential point, and therefore most brands maintain a stan­ dard of color by means of a harmless coloring ingredient, namely, burnt sugar.”—London World. * God's Service. I thought within those cherished days a t o l d - Oh, days that knew the .tinge o f morn­ ing sky W h en Night’s blue star veil vanlshe; on high And flares the first wild radiance o f goll Along the hazy lengths of field and/wold, That my chief services to Him must 1!« In rapt devotion thro* the inner e.-e Of meditation, opening toward the old . Dut. lo! the vast is gray, and, I hav» learned , ■ • Long gone—ah. how the truth . ha pierced me through! • . That Iils approval Is tho fullest earned By worship In the kindly deeds we oa God’s ,-ervlce Vt ns broad as needs th*J God’sC service knits man to eternity! \-—L. W . L. • Jennings. DANGERCyUS NEGLECT, f i i'-i ’ V neglect: .of-' L--V,. 'bacimchè,sldeache, pain ; ^in; the'hips or loins that;. \ ft finally .. prostrates the ; ' strongest body. . The ; kidney . warnings . are ' ; : serious—they tell : you that they are unable to . filter the} body’s ’ waste. - .-'(¡‘and; poison ' from . the\ blood—the sewérs^.àtè; , -■ clogged arid \'impurities/ ' are nmuing' wiTd to.im- pregnate ..nerves, .heart,\ brain- and every 'organ ■ of ijthe- body with . dls-i : • ' ease • elements. Doan's } .Kidney Pills are'quick to soothe and- strengthen sick kidneys and help them ■“ free the'system from\ poison. . Read ' how valuable they are, even in-cases ' of long standing. L. C. Lovell of .415 North First. SC l Sposane, Wash., says: “ I have had ' trouble from my kidneys for the past i ten years. It’ was caused by-a-strain to which I paid little attention. But,- as I neglected the trouble it became1; worse and worse until any strain or ^- slight cold was sure to be followed b” severe pain across my back, .- Then the action of the kidney secretions:be­ came deranged and I was caused much' annoyance besides loss of ‘ sleep.’, Doan’s Kidney Pills were tircught to my notice and after taking them a short time their good, effect ,wasap-; parent. All the pain was removed from my back and the kidney secre­ tions became normal. Doan’s Kidney , Pills do ail that la claimed for them.” A FREE TRIAL of this great rem­ edy ‘ which cured Mr. Lovell will he mailed on application to any part • o f thè United States. Address Foster- Milburri Cd.,‘ Buffalo, N. Y. For sale' by all ’ druggists, price 50 cents per box. ■ • ■ . Kingcraft. The young prince tore up his geom- . etry and kicked his Instructor. “Of what use is Euclid,\ he exclaim-, ed, “to a king Who has the ships, the men and the money to make a naval demonstration when anything ««eda proving?” His majesty heard of it and laughed long and loud, and swore the boy was a chip off the old block.—Puck. Young 3poonamore. While a young woman'was-making a hurried toilet upstairs her father was entertaining her caller. - ■“By the way, Mr. Spoonamore,” he asked, “how do you stand on this question of imperialism?” ‘•'Why,” responded young Spoona more, “I’ve always thought it was—cl —more becoming to most people than a goatee.”—Chicago Tribune. Pain of Uncertainty. ,“I wonder,\ dubiously cogitated Mr. Walker Farr, the eminent 10, 20 and 30-cent admission tragedian, “ whether _ » He paused as the clamor of the au­ dience rose higher 'and higher. ”—they are applauding my efforts or daring me to come out'?”—Smart Set. CAME FROM COFFEE. A Case Where the Taking of Morphine Began With Coffee. “ For 15 years,” says a young Ohie woman, “ I was a great sufferer from stomach, heart and liver trouble. For the last ten years the suffering was terrible; it would be impossible tc describe it. During the last three years I had convulsions from which the only relief was the use of mor­ phine. “I had several physicians, nearly all of whom advised me to stop drink­ ing tea and coffee, but as I could take only liquid foods I felt I could not live without coffee. I continued drink­ ing it until I became almost Insane, my mind was affected, while my whole nervous system was a complete wreck. I suffered day and night from thirst and as water would/only make me sick.I kept on trying 'different drinks until a friend asked mo to try Postum Food Coffee; \I did so, but it was some time be­ fore I was benefited by the change, my system was so filled with} coffee poison. Tt was not long, however, be­ fore I could eat all kinds of foods' and drink all the cold water I wanted and which my system demands. It is now ft years I have drank nothing.hut Pos­ tum for breakfast and supper and. the result has been that in place of being an invalid with my mind affected 1 am now strong, sturdy, happy and healthy. • “I have a very delicate daughter who has ’been greatly benefited by drinking Postum, also a strong boy, who would rather go without food for his breakfast than his Postum. So. much depends upon the proper cook­ ing of Postum, for unless it is boiled the proper length of time people win be disappointed in it Those in the- habit of drinking strong coffee should* make the Po3tum very strong at first. In order to get a strong coffee taste.”“ Name given by Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich. Look in each package for Ihe ous little hook, “The Road to \Vel ville.” ' '

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